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Okay guys, it's
Academy Award time again and so I am reprinting
this from last year. I thought we should have our
own awards and so feel free to vote for your
favorites and please make your own nominations in
these and other categories:
Best Performance By Rawatt in a Leading
Role:
1. The Lord of the Universe (1971-1982)
2. The Humanitarian Leader (1976)
3. Guru, Who Is Greater than God (1970-1985)
4. The Incarnation of God (1972-1980)
5. The Master (1985- )
6. Meditation Teacher (1990 - )
Best Performance by an Cult-Actor in a
Supporting Role:
1. Mahatma Guru Charanand (for pretending to be
a holy man and by just making things up that made M
sound divine)
2. Mahatma Fakiranand (for his role as Matthew
Silver Hammer in 'Pat Halley Must Die' and in 'Mr.
Fakir: The Escape')
3. David Smith (in 'I Am A Sadistic Robot for
God')
4. Michael Dettmers (in 'That Was Then, This Is Now
-- I was The Right Hand of God, or Maybe Just Head
of A Swiss Foundation')
5. Arthur Brigham (for his role as 'Mahatma
Pompousassanand' in 'The Initiation.')
6. Ira Woods (in'I Not Only LOOK Like a Maniac, I
Act Like One.')
7. Jagdeo and Padarthanad (tie) (in 'The Art of
Sexual Assault.')
Best Performance by A Cult Actress In a
Supporting Role:
1. Joan Apter (in 'My Mind is So Evil I Wish His
Plane Would Blow Up')
2. Monica Lews (for her roles in in 'The Invisible
Mistress' and 'Where's Marolyn')
3. Anne Johnston (in 'Cleaning The Divine Jockey
Shorts' (documentary)
4. Linda Gross (in 'Lawyer for God, but I Don't
Know Anything')
5. Dayalata Rawatt (in 'Songs for my (Godly)
Father')
Best Costume Design:
1. Maharaji's hat that looks like a Christmas
tree
2. The Mala outfit with the pearls that do not hide
the titties
3. The Krishna outfit (red) complete with crown
4. The silk Krishna outfit (white) complete with
crown, flute and red velvet cape
5. The Philadelphia Fat Naked Dancing outfit
Best Song:
1. Rock Me Maharaj Ji and Roll Me Tonight (with
sexual overtones)
2. The Lord of the Universe
3. Who Is Guru Maharaj Ji, Who is the Artist of
Creation?
4. Please, Please Please, Teach Me Devotion (and
Beat Me too)
5. Dance, Dance, Dance (Rich Neel -- with a special
award for putting more words on a single note than
thought possible)
6. All Night Long (Dance Number by that short
initiator from Michigan who now calls M a
fraud)
Art Direction:
1. The Swan Motiff at Millennium, including the
faucets in M's bedroom
2. That ugly green logo for Hans Jayanti on JM's
site
3. Maharaji.org's website, including the swirls
4. Enjoyinglife.org website (Am I Blue?)
5. The throne at Millenium that looked like an ad
for the Association of Natural Gas producers
Best Picture:
1. Some of the younger, really fat pictures,
with special award to SHIP for air-brusing M's zits
from his face
2. The 8x10 of Maharaji's feet on a silk pillow
3. The 'greased back' hair look of the early
70s
4. The long hair look of the late 70s
5. Satguru, Your Face Is Like The Sun picture
Lifetime Acheivement Award:
1. Bal Baghwan Ji as Sat Pal, I am god
too!
2. Mata Ji, in 'My Son Is A Wicked Playboy'
3. Marolyn in 'What Did I Ever See In this
Guy?'
By the way, since I was the only person in
the world who hadn't already seen it, I went to see
'The Sixth Sense' Sunday night (they brought it
back for some reason) and I thought it was a great
film. Did anyone else think that Bruce Willis
looked exactly like Al Gore in that film?
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