Thanks, Koeeaddi, for your excellent post at the top of this thread.  As to your P.S., however,  you might recall that the Miami Beach Convention Center is a dank, dark, smelly, cavernous pit used for pro wrestling shows with half-empty popcorn boxes under the bleachers at all times feeding the palmetto bug population -- the rightful owners of this dump. 

You sound enlightened, now off the guru juju.  [But, hey, where's my e-mail?]